I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
i like this but i don’t fully understand it…
you don’t understand how sad this is. each adult is a cross, and each child has been crucified by said cross.
- the priest (i assume he’s a priest, correct me if i’m wrong) killed the little boy in one way or another, probably rape, which is common among corrupted clergy men.
- the tourist comes to an overcrowded, poverty stricken country, taking up any and all resources that could have gone to the little native girl
- the soldier comes to fight for his country, but ends up killing the innocent girl, probably in her village.
- the little boy dies under the doctor’s knife
- the man kills the little girl in a school shooting (represented with the uniform)
- the “fat” kid is killed by obesity caused by a fast food epidemic in america, most commonly mcdonald’s, shown by ronald mcdonald himself.
this is /haunting/ to look at. children can die at anyone’s hand. even the “heros”
IT’S LIKE IM RUNNING THROUGH PURGATORY
I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING
a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
bEcAUSE ITS F UCKING FUnNY
Gollum receives a MTV Movie Award
OH MY GOD
The tags X’D
The tags. I AM DYING.
My boyfriend got me this hat :3
What? Why? You’re so pretty like….what the fuck?
nobody is reblogging this for your hat im sorry
its for your incredibly perfect and beautiful face
We really are sorry, we know you were excited for your hat but….
Your just STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL
this is the first selfie ive seen and havent felt like the thousands of notes are ridiculous like wow look at this young lady
thousands of notes is never ridiculous, not for this person or anyone!
This is like. One of my headcanon humanstuck Nepetas.
long distance relationships when they finally meet.